Tuesday, February 28, 2006

If Hitler Was One Of The Beatles

Think of the new songs!

1. While My Gestapo Gently Sleeps

2. She Came In Through The Bunker Window

3. Magical Misery Tour

4. The Ballad Of Adolf & Eva

5. Do you Want To Know A State Secret?

6. Octopus's Berchtesgaden

7. I want To Hold Your Himmler.

8. I Am The WaldHeim (I am the Eichman)

9. The Long And Winding Eastern Front

10. Back In The USSR (but this time in the summer!)

11. Nothing for #11

12. Ticket To Reich

13. With A Little Help From My Fuehrer

14. Hitler Skitler

15. Luftwaffe In The Sky With Diamonds

16. Hey Juden

7 comments:

cake said...

Und, there eez alzo...

17) Yellow U-Boat
18) Everybody's Got Something to Hide (Except me and my Hitler)
19) Long Tall Swanhilda
20) Sauerkraut Fields Forever
21) Why Don't we do it in the Rhein

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Very nice GimmeCake...how about:

21. Gotta To Get You Into My Reich.

22. Mean Mr.Mustard Gas

23. When I'm 64 I'll be invading Mexico.

24. HESS!

Sparkle Plenty said...

A. You’ve Got to Hide Your Jew Away (rare cut with backing vocals by Anne Frank)
B. I’ve Just Seen A Race
C. Winston B. Goode
D. Heil, There and Everywhere
E. I Saw Herr Standing There
F. Hitler Don’t
G. Across the Universe (B side: Ist Meine! Meine! Meine!)

Mine are better than yours and gimme cake's (except for your #11--sheer brilliance). However, I am a pathetic failure because I cannot find a way to work the words "aryan" and "achtung" into Beatles songs. And with that, I sadly retreat into my bunker.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

You're both losers.

Heil-O, Goodbye.

cake said...

I'm sorry, SparklePlenty, but nothing's better than my "Why Don't we do it in the Rhein." Not even "I Saw Herr Standing There"...although that's pretty good.

Oooh, it's been a hard day's Reich and I've been working like a dog...

Ja, with that I'm out, mein comrades.

Sparkle Plenty said...

Dear I Am Oprah aka Mr. Double Negative,

If today is "opposite day," and by "losers," you mean that we are winners, you are quite correct. Thank you for noticing the supremacy of our lists.

To Comrade Gimme Cake: Someone's Left Your Cake out in the Rhein.

Sparkle Plenty...Uber Alles...Over 'n Out

Momenger said...

Hmmm....This one's tough.

"Imagine there's no country, better than Germany...." (I know it's John Lennon and doesn't count)

"I Wanna hold your Huns"

Best I could do