Thursday, February 23, 2006

Oprah Smoprah

1. I ain't no Oprah.

2. Most of the time.

3. I like Ronald Reagan, The Boston Red Sox, and the old style TV Guide.

4. I'm not a big fan of squirrels as they've proven themselves creepy.

5. Would Hitler have been as evil if his name was Davy Hitler?

6. Nothing for #6

7. I once killed a guy just for snoring.

8. Not really.

9. Hot buttered corn is the second best punchline.

10. So ya can carry 'em like a six-pack is the best.

2 comments:

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Hey Mom,

I have a blog.

Love,

Atom @ BNW said...

I just added you to my morning read folder.

Lucky you.