These are all actual menu items:
1. The Whopper *giant penis* (Burger King)
2. The Big Mac *giant penis with special sauce* (McDonalds)
3. Pigs in a Blanket *lesbian whores at an orgy* (IHOP)
4. Taco Supreme *giant vagina* (Taco Bell)
5. Jumbo Jack w/Cheese *masturbating,ejaculating* (Jack in theBox)
6. Breast/thigh combo *Normal, well adjusted male fetish...right??* (KFC)
7. The Big Gulp *freaky oral fixation* (7-11)
8. Happy Ending Sundae *ejaculating on ice cream* (Friendly's)
...and now we're coming up to the part with Denny's menu items. All real and not even trying to be subliminal.
9. Grand Slam *hard aggressive sex* (Denny's)
10. All American Slam *hard aggressive American sex* (Denny's)
11. Lumberback Slam *hard aggressive throw her against a redwood tree and have your way with her sex* (Denny's)
and I swear I'm not making this next one up....check their menu!
12. Moons over My Hammy's *clearly some weird anal sex thingy* (Denny's)
Please add any REAL ones you've seen or see. I'm guessing it's everywhere. And please, if you're ever at Denny's with one of my daughters and they order a Lumberjack Slam make them get something else.