Camouflage clothing.
I can understand our military wearing the beige camouflage out in the desert so maybe they won't get shot at but I don't quite get camouflage as a fashion statement.
When you wear orange camouflage what are you trying to blend in with? Orange Julius employee picnics?
Or how about that nifty blue camouflage. Are you floating in the sky trying to hide from someone?
I've even seen tie-dyed camouflage...you know, so you
could hide out at the Grateful Dead concert or something. Loser.
Now for the good part:
My Cousin Saul (owner of an award winning business) goes
down to Disney World (a hotbed of camouflage wearing cool-
cats) every year or two and when he sees someone wearing
the oh-so-nifty camouflage he bumps into them and totally
pretends he didn't see them. "Oh...I'm sorry, I didn't
see you with that camouflage on"
So help wipe out camouflage as a fashion statement and do
what Cousin Saul does.
(Five bucks says they make camouflage Capri pants...)
Thursday, June 01, 2006
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If Cousin Saul thinks he's the first person to come up with the "oops I didn't see you...you're camouflaged" trick, he's wrong. (Get with it....jeez.)
BTW, they make camo Capris. I bet you like that. I bet you secretly own a hidden closet FULL of Capris and you try them on, admiringly, when no one is around. (Wanker)
I want cake camouflage so I can blend into the local pastry-shop and get locked in overnight.
Mmm.
I'm going to invent a line of camouflage bedding - pillow cases, dust ruffles, and duvets.
I'll call it Those aren't pillows.
I'm going to be so damn rich!
I wear "camouflaged underwear" all of the time-you'd never even know they were there.
In fact, now that I think about it, THAT'S a "Get Rich Quick" scheme. An attractive box labeled "Camouflaged Underwear" with nothing inside.
The Emperor's New Underwear?
You and Cousin Saul ought to come visit New York. There are also a lot of men here who share your interest in fashion.
"When you wear orange camouflage what are you trying to blend in with? Orange Julius employee picnics?"
Hopefully a raging fire.
Actually, camouflage works largely because it breaks up the solid outline of the person or animal being hidden. Orange camouflage would likely work in some situations. And it would better than a related solid color.
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