Thursday, August 17, 2006

JonBenet Ramsey's killer found

It can only be a matter of days before the police catch the real killer of Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman.

9 comments:

Lois Lane said...

I heard a great white shark was spotted driving away from the scene of the crime. And you know how hard they are to fingerprint.

Cake said...

Damn! You beat me to it!

Lois Lane said...

Great minds think alike.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Sharks don't have fingers.

(I don't think)

Lois Lane said...

"Sharks don't have fingers."

Exactly. That's why they're hard to fingerprint. Makes em' the perfect criminals.

Especially if they have a frickin' laser beam attached to their head.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Turns out the little girl JonBenet was a jerk.

Cake said...

I can't believe NoOprah missed the whole "sharks don't have fingers" angle in your comment, Lois.

He really is retarded.

Bemisdown said...

Stupid prosecuters. If they had just followed the whole shark angle to begin with in the OJ trial, then they could've avoided the whole "Glove" fiasco. Since sharks have no fingers, they wouldn't wear gloves (except as an accessory on a fashionable night out)

Duh. (I'll bet there was a hook and some chum at the scene though, that WE never heard about. Talk about a conspiracy!)

Cake said...

Cons-piracy...I'll just walk away from all the ocean-going puns that just leapt into my head.

Walking away...walking away...