Saturday, February 24, 2007

Al Gore and the Oscar-Roo.

Al Gore for those of you that don't know is a guy that ran for President of Florida and lost by a landslide.

Al Gore also has something to do with some documentary about global warming that is up for an Oscar and the folks in the know say he'll probably win it.

The biggest wish of my lifetime is that he wins and George Bush runs up on stage and accepts the Oscar.

Oh.

My.

God.

That would truly be a glorious moment.

15 comments:

Other said...

FUNNY!!!! You just won the Best Oscars Joke. Unfortunately, your category is a puny one--lower in the pecking order than Best Best Boy. So, there's a separate ceremony at a Holiday Inn Express somewhere, and the ghosts of Buddy Hackett and Gerald Ford host. Don't bother to go; oprah's gonna run up on stage to accept it. Plus, you only get one second of "Real Oscars" airtime, when presenters Ken Watanabe and Kylie Minogue condescendingly acknowledge your "contributions to The Craft."

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Best Documentary is on the main show.

And to think you USED to know your Oscar history. You brain is clogged.

Gazongalicious said...

But wouldn't then the award be a PUSSY instead of an Ocsar?

Gazongalicious said...

Or would it be Oscar's Pussy?


I think I need to go back to bed...

cake said...

I would pay actual big money to see that. Really.

Especially if Al was just on his heels and they then got into a fist-fight on stage as Bush tried to hang onto the Oscar.

Oh, yup, I'd pay a ton to see THAT.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Bush would kick his fat ass.

(he's a fighter, not a divider)

cake said...

Bush would win by fighting dirty...he'd claim Al had WMDs in his pockets and call in the military.

Wow, I can't WAIT for the Oscars! I'm gonna make popcorn and all...

Anonymous said...

"is that a WMD in your pocket or are you just glad to see me..."

o.b. Laden said...

Hey baby...wanna see my WMDs?

Roger the Shrubber said...

Admit it, you're really hoping that Hillary Clinton accepts the oscar...

Stop drooling!

Tex said...

\\Gazongalicious said...
Or would it be Oscar's Pussy?//

its Oscar Meyer Wierner not
Oscar Meyer Pussy

Anonymous said...

Gore is on stage...I see Bush peekingn from behind Leo

cake said...

No, no...he was in the very back and left in tears after Gore's speech was done.

maddog said...

I would have preferred that a guy named Chad ran onto the stage and grabbed his Oscar.

stuckwithacomb said...

Why so mad, Dog?