Thursday, February 08, 2007

If the Beatles were still writing songs when the story of the diaper wearing kidnapping astronaut story came out...

...here are some of the songs they might have written:

1. Let it Pee

2. Here There and Everywhere

3. Love Me Poo

4. Sgt. Poopers Lonely Hearts Club Band

5. The Stool On The Hill

6. While My GirlParts Gently Weep

7. Why Don't We Do It In The Car

8. Happiness Is A Warm Grunt

9. I Saw Her Defecating There

10. Dungalow Bill

16 comments:

stuckwithacomb said...

Back in the PSSR
Hey Pooed
Pizzy Miss Lizzy
All Things Must Pass

Cake said...

- I Want Poo (Pee's so Heavy)
- With a Little Help from my Friends (The Laxatives)
- Poo-bla-di, Poo-bla-da

Anonymous said...

Dear Prunedence?

Roger the Shrubber said...

All you need is LUVS

Roger the Shrubber said...

All you need is LUVS

Cake said...

Oh nice!

And, of course, after they sang that one, they'd follow up with Polythene Pampers...

Anonymous said...

I can't believe you all missed everything on the "Tidy Whities" album!

"Old Brown Poo"

"A Day in the Loo"

"Crap Naturally"

"All You Need is Luvs"

"Poo Jay Way"

"Drive My Car/Fixing a Hole/We Can Work it Out/Golden Slumbers/Honey Don't Remix"

"Pass Onion"

"I'm a Poo-er"

"I've Just Seen a Feces"

"I'm Only Sh*tting"

"Lucy in the Sky with Doodies"

"Mean Mr. Mustard" -- anyone who's eaten one of those really hot wasabi mustards will understand the relevance of this one

"Norwegian Poo"

"The Ballad of John and Poopoo"

"You Know My Name (Look Up the Number Two)"

"Your Mother Should Poo"

-- Lamont Cranston

I Ain't No Oprah said...

10. With A Little Help From My Depends.

11. We Can Work One Out.

Anonymous said...

1. I Want To Hold Your Poo
2. She Loves Poo
3. Yellow Submarine (no edit needed)

bacon ace said...

Lucy in the Shitty Diapers.

Anonymous said...

Hello! 

Why do dogs eat their poop? One reason dogs eat their poop is because it just plain taste
good. Another reason is it could be a vitamin deficiency. One other reason for the poop
eating is that it is an instinctual behavior in the wild to eat the poop to keep other predators
from tracking their movements.

Some solutions for stopping poop eating are: You can put meat tenderizer on it.

What do you think?

By the way, I love that too!  Where did you get that at?  

Bye, bye - Wendy! 




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Cake said...

Wendy:

Wow, are you ever nuts.

Love,
Cake

Anonymous said...

Good day! 

I need help with my computer. I is always freezing when i open IE? What do you think?

By the way, I love that too!  How did you find that?  

See you soon! WonderGirl 




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Cake said...

Oh my god, the retards are takin' over...

Bemisdown said...

I thought you were a Stones fan?

As in "Don't wanna be your poop of Burden," or "I can't get no... Laxifaction.."

Sorry I've been out of the loop. Kid and computer crisis...SOS!!!!

Cake said...

BEMIS!!!

I thought you'd skipped town for good...glad I was wrong.