Friday, February 16, 2007

Pussy

I'd just like to say I'm sorry to the gal I called a 'pussy'....It just slipped out.

It was a snowy icy day and there was no reason for you to venture out just to buy comic books.

Girls should never be called 'pussies' for being afraid to go out. Even though if they were men they would either:

A. Go out.

or

B. Stay in and be a pussy

Seeing how 'pussy' isn't the proper thing to call a girl, what should they be called?

Besides bitches, of course.

11 comments:

cake said...

"Your Majesty" or "Her Highness" works for me.

The Magic 8-Ball said...

Dear Slut,

Try again

cake said...

Very well..."princess" would be acceptable, too.

Lois Lane said...

*ahem*

As the member of the fairer gender in question, apology accepted.

And any of Cake's suggestions would be just fine, thank you.

Meow.

Phil Donahue's Niece said...

Skanky ho.

Lois Lane said...

No, PD's Niece, that suggestion is not acceptable.

But thanks for playing! Please take this lovely frozen adult diaper as your parting gift.

motheragawd said...

Dropped my son off at his Urban Middle School today, and on the wall outside the front door one of the little budding geniuses had spray-painted "bitchs and hos". So there's your answer for the next generation, I guess.

mrs. bacon ace said...

could have been worse, you could have called her a c*nt.

cake said...

No, no, no...he saves that one 'specially for the female Yankees fans.

Clinky said...

When anyone I know is being especially girly, whiny and effeminate, I call them a "Cousin Steve."

That's right, it just might as well have been "Adam and Steve."

"I aint no Oprah" beacuse Oprah is manlier than you.

cake said...

"Hoagy got a papercut and cried like a Cousin Steve..."

Hey, I like it.