It's always something.
Just when you thought everything that could be invented has been invented someone comes up with something new.
Inside the 'best of New York' issue of New York magazine there hides a tiny little article about nipple tints.
Yup, nipple tints.
I aint making that up.
It seems New Yorkers aint happy with the color of their nipples (they won't be happy with their baseball team either)
And now I'm becoming obsessed with the color of MY nipples. Are they green enough? Perky enough?
Are folks really so vain that they need nipple tints? Should that be in capital letters? Nipple Tints.
Are people in New York actually walking around with their nipples showing? Not just poking through a sweater or something, but outside the sweater so colors can be judged, mocked, or loved?
And how do you tint a nipple anyhow?
Do men also want their nipples tinted? Do they notice when their ladies tint the nipple? Do both nipples have to be the same color?
I might just spend the rest of my life wondering what women I know have tinted nipples.
Or maybe I'll just watch color TV.