So this great new Italian restaurant just opened about 200 yards from my house.
I was informed by Wifey that me and The Hoag aint welcome there on buddy nite. She said it's a neighborhood place not a 'buddy' place.
So last night was Buddy Nite and me and The Hoag totally respected her wishes.
Or did we?
Did we spy on her and her lesbian lover from afar? Did we watch as she flirted with the bartender? Did we notice that she peeked in the mens room?
But Neighborhood Italian Restaurant will be a Buddy Nite hangout if and when I say it will.
Cuz I'm the man and I make the rules.
Please WifeyOhGoddessOfTheNeighborhood...can me and Hoag go next week...? Huh? Please?