Thursday, March 29, 2007

Broad In Dude Body part II (or is it part 3?)

So this morning I'm getting ready to leave for work when I notice the cover to the gas grill has blown off and is fluttering around on the deck.

So I ask Wifey if she'll go out and get it for me.

Now why couldn't I go get it you ask?

Well... like I said I was on my way to work and my hair was still wet and I didn't want to go outside and get it all messed up before it was dry.

A broad.

Trapped in a dude's body.

15 comments:

cake said...

That nailpolish is really lovely on you.

Lois Lane said...

And y'know, when your curling iron is still plugged in, you don't wanna leave it unattended.

cake said...

I thought he was crimping his hair these days?

Lois Lane said...

Yeah, but his hair got all dried out from that bad perm/bleach job he had done last month. Curling makes it bounce and behave!

cake said...

Can you believe he thought BLONDE would suit him!?

Lois Lane said...

I know! Boys are so silly!

I think we're the only ones here today. Would you like some wine?

maddog said...

But now the chimney doesn't match the fireplace...

Anonymous said...

Mr Dirtymouth.

Gazongalicious said...

Wonder if he wore his pink sweater to work today?

cake said...

I'd love some wine. I brought some dessert...what goes better with red? Chocolate cake or apple pie?

cake said...

Maddog:

And how, exactly, do you know that? Hmmm?

Lois Lane said...

Cake: Chocolate cake, of course!

And do you think Hoagy knows about Maddog? I hope he's not jealous!

cake said...

Maybe Hoagy will challenge Madddog to a duel! This could be fun.

stuckwithacomb said...

How about a Duet? Whaddya say, Doggie?

maddog said...

Hoagy no challenge Maddog to dual. Hoagy, Maddog friends.

Maddog just pawn in game of blog.