So this morning I'm getting ready to leave for work when I notice the cover to the gas grill has blown off and is fluttering around on the deck.
So I ask Wifey if she'll go out and get it for me.
Now why couldn't I go get it you ask?
Well... like I said I was on my way to work and my hair was still wet and I didn't want to go outside and get it all messed up before it was dry.
A broad.
Trapped in a dude's body.
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That nailpolish is really lovely on you.
And y'know, when your curling iron is still plugged in, you don't wanna leave it unattended.
I thought he was crimping his hair these days?
Yeah, but his hair got all dried out from that bad perm/bleach job he had done last month. Curling makes it bounce and behave!
Can you believe he thought BLONDE would suit him!?
I know! Boys are so silly!
I think we're the only ones here today. Would you like some wine?
But now the chimney doesn't match the fireplace...
Mr Dirtymouth.
Wonder if he wore his pink sweater to work today?
I'd love some wine. I brought some dessert...what goes better with red? Chocolate cake or apple pie?
Maddog:
And how, exactly, do you know that? Hmmm?
Cake: Chocolate cake, of course!
And do you think Hoagy knows about Maddog? I hope he's not jealous!
Maybe Hoagy will challenge Madddog to a duel! This could be fun.
How about a Duet? Whaddya say, Doggie?
Hoagy no challenge Maddog to dual. Hoagy, Maddog friends.
Maddog just pawn in game of blog.
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