Wednesday, March 21, 2007

I read this in a magazine.

And it cracked me up.

It seems Jesse Jackson aint gonna endorse Barack Obama because Barack Obama is a hard name to rhyme.

Fair enough.

I'm not endorsing John Edwards because he doesn't sleep with a pillow.

20 comments:

Tex said...

Well Im not endorsing anyone who doesn't know how to ride a horse

cake said...

I'm not endorsing anyone who's not Canadian. So there.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I know how to ride Canadian horses.

cake said...

Fibber, everyone knows we don't have horses in Canada...only dogs and dogsleds.

stuckwithacomb said...

And beaver. Heavy on the beaver.

Tex said...

so you'd vote for a beaver?

mrs. bacon ace said...

is "heavy on the beaver" a good or bad thing?

motheragawd said...

Good name for Wifey, maybe. "The Beav".

(She's not Canadian, by any chance, is she?)

Anonymous said...

He wouldn't have married her if she was.

He secretly hates Canadians.

cake said...

"He secretly hates Canadians."

What's to hate about us? We're so polite! And we have poutine.

Anonymous said...

I love poontang!

P. Tang said...

I fully endorse poontang.

Buzz Aldrin said...

I love Tang.

motheragawd said...

Wu! Tang!

King Kong said...

I endorse Jessica Lang.

Tex said...

I love the flowing stream of consciousness here...although it may be considered unconscious

cake said...

I can't believe poutine made someone think of poontang.

Soooo wrong.

Phyliss Diller said...

I endorse Fang.

Yin said...

I endorse Yang.

de laureate de la nort' countree said...

Barak Barak bo Barak
Bonano Fano fo Farak
Be mine fo Farak
Barak!

Obama Bama Bo Bama
Bonano Fano fo Fama
Be mine Obama
Bama!

It's kinda poeticalish.