Tuesday, March 13, 2007

If The Rolling Stones rewrote The Beatles songs.

All You Need is Love, Bitch.

I Want to Hold Your Hand, Bitch.

I Am The Walrus, Bitch

The Bitch Came In Through The Bathroom Window

30 comments:

regret said...

The Massachusetts Department of Mental Retardation
I'm driving to work this morning and on sports radio they were talking about The Massachusetts Dept. of Mental Retardation.

Seems some folks don't like the name and find it demeaning to retar....special people. And they're coming up with other names for this department that won't offend the reta....ummm...special people. And they've come up with some decent names that I don't remember.

I'm guessing the clever folk here at IANO can come up with some winners.

Or maybe the Rolling Stones can...

posted by I Ain't No Oprah at 11:21 AM

Anonymous said...

Why don't they just go back to calling it "The State Legislature"?

Anonymous said...

Bitch.

Spud said...

Alright who got offended?

well any way...

Let It Be, Bitch.

here go nuts
http://www.stevesbeatles.com/songs/

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Nobody got offended. I just thought I was being a bit mean spirited.

I don't mind being a jerk. But I aint mean.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Hey Bitch

Anonymous said...

Why don't you just keep the name "The Massachusetts Department of Mental Retardation" but just spell it every time?

That way, the 'tards won't know you're talking about them. And who would be cruel enough to tell them?

-- Lamont Cranston

bostongraf said...

Taxbitch
Lovely Bitch
Love Me Bitch

speshul kneeds said...

dAT wErNd fUonyy

Spud said...

Mean Mister IANO

I'm so confused. said...

Jumping Jack Retard

I don't even know what this thread is about anymore.

bitch.

cake said...

NoOprah hurts my brain sometimes.

Horroru said...

Nowhere Street Fighting Man
Martha, My Bitch
Jumpin Jude Flash
Ticket to Ride my Bitch
I Want to Hold Your Cans
Back in the PUSSY

Anonymous said...

HorrorU-

How much for a ticket to ride your bitch?

Anonymous said...

Is this me?

Aiiiieeee! said...

Aiiiieeee! The blog changed at that nanosecond I was commenting on it. I'm trapped in a space time vortex that is causing me to be even more developmentally delayed than usual and making me comment about on stuff that I've commented on. Aiiiieeee!

Dr. Lily Whovian said...

Frick it. As long as I'm swirling around in time and space like Dr. Who, I'm going to switch to The Who. The special department should be called "The Kids Are Alright."

Love, Reign Under My Thumb
You Can't Explain What You Want

cake said...

"Anonymous said...
Is this me?"

Yup.

cake said...

- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Little Red Rooster.

- Paint it Blackbird

- Happiness is a Warm Bitch

Dr. Lily Whovian said...

All You Need is Rocks Off

Anonymous said...

Momma's got a squeeze box, Bitch.

Roger the Shrubber said...

Bitch, you can drive my car

Roger the Shrubber said...

Run for your life, bitch

Anonymous said...

"The Bitch Meets The Godfather And My Monkey Resulting in a Purple Haze Communications Breakdown Between Me and My Bobby McGee. The End."

-- Lamont Cranston

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