So last night I called Wifey 'Wifey' and she didn't like it.
How do I know she didn't like it?
She said "I don't like when you call me Wifey"
How that can be I have no idea....so I'm just gonna have to come up with another nickname for her.
Here are some early thoughts:
1. Hefty O'Thighs
2, Tinty McNipples
3. Cranky Bodine
4. Bake MaBrownies
6. Allie Gator Macpherson
7. Passie DaRemote
8. Grizzly Bo Peeps (thats what Hoag calls her)
9. Rolls Eyes: sighs: Whatever darlin'
10. Wiggles D. Booty
I'm pretty sure she'll be just fine with Wifey afterall....