Don't you love when something 'tragic' happens and the media feels compelled to name the event? And the network news shows love to add theme music.
With the Virginia Tech thing, most media outlets have simply dubbed it:
Massacre at Virginia Tech
A few went with Rampage at Virginia Tech.
The real shame in all of this is that I don't have a tractor trailer filled with candles to sell for the upcoming candlelight vigils soon to occur.
On the news this morning one idiot college student pleaded with candle makers to send down free candles because the town has been wiped out of all candles.
I feel his candle-less pain.
I've now named the incident:
Waxless at Virginia Tech!
No Candles in the Wind