Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Deadly Rampage at Bloody Massacre U: Day 3

Random thoughts:

So somehow,someway, the brave souls at Virginia Tech managed to find enough candles to go around. And once again the burning of candles brought nobody back to life. Maybe next time.

With Bush proclaiming Korea part of the Axis of Evil is it any surprise the killer was Korean? Maybe all part of Bush's masterplan to attack Korea under the guise of something or other.

The shooter's name was Cho....any chance he was a nappy haired Cho?

Is Don Imus wishing the shooting occured maybe a week or so earlier? Life is all about.

Timing.

12 comments:

32 victims said...

Jerk.

Anonymous said...

Whoa.

Clearly, NoOprah's comments rankled. But that's kinda the point of this particular forum, and of his online persona -- which probably (I've never met the man) isn't a real reflection of who he is.

Look back over the history of the blog, and you'll see that his character is that of a wisecracking, insensitive right-wing buffoon. And a Red Sox fan, to boot. And those who play here with him understand that, even if we don't accept it.

But when we don't accept it, we challenge his ideas. We don't just do a hit-and-run name calling. Them's the de facto rules around here.

Yes, what happened in Virginia was tragic. And if you survey all the readers and participants of this blog, you'll get a spectrum of reasons why. (Not enough gun control, too much gun control, mock xenophobia, mock lack of multicultural awareness, etc., etc.)

But there is no such thing here as "too soon" or "too tragic." That is one of many purposes of this blog.

I'm sorry your ox got gored on this particular issue. Challenge NoOprah's ideas.

-- Lamont Cranston

P.S. NoOprah, you're a poopy corncob-headed ho. And I don't care how many World Series rings they bring home in the 21st Century. The Sox still Suck.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Jerk.

(I kid)

Q: How many Virginia Tech students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Lois Lane said...

Hug it out everyone, hug it out.

Anonymous said...

Scum-sucking peahead with a lousy physique:

A: One but -- hold your sides, folks -- they only get ONE SHOT EACH!

Ba dum bum!

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week performing under the name Michael Richards.

-- Lamont Cranston

I Ain't No Oprah said...

>>>>>The procedure at issue involves partially removing the fetus intact from a woman's uterus, then crushing or cutting its skull to complete the abortion.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

The above is the abortion procedure now banned.

FYI

Cake said...

On the news it sounded like the Virginia Tech sports teams are the "Hoagies."

I Ain't No Oprah said...

HA! I kept hearing that and was cracking up.

"I'm proud to be a Hoagy"

"The Hoagy spirit will never waver!"

"This will bring the Hoagies ever closer together"

"Hoagies will never forget....EVER!"

Lois Lane said...

My husband thought the exact same thing and cracked up. "What? They must really like sandwiches!"

I'm a Hoagy, you're a Hoagy, she's a Hoagy, he's a Hoagy....wouldn't you want to be a Hoagy too?

bacon ace said...

Somebody killed 33 sandwiches? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Wait! There were no BLTs involved? Meh, who cares then.

bostongraf said...

Ace -
I don't think any police were wounded, so you don't need to worry about any bacon related injuries.

Bemis said...

Lamont,

Touching tribute to iano.But, actually, the comments ARE a real reflection of who he is.