Friday, April 06, 2007

The douche at the bank.

So I'm in the drive-thru lane at the bank and I'm behind this electrictians van and I'm waiting....and waiting ...and waiting....and nothing is happening....so I wait some more and some more.

I've been sitting there for over ten minutes and I'm starting to get edgy.

And then I notice the electrician is WAY more edgy then I could ever be. He starts screaming at the bank teller through the glass, frantically waving his arms around, swearing and throwing out threats left and right.

So I roll down my window to hear the whole thing. Here is how that went.

ELECTRICIAN: "I WANT YOUR NAME, THE MANAGERS NAME, I WANT EVERY FUCKING PERSON IN THE BANKS NAME!!"

BANK TELLER: "You'll have to come in sir."

ELECTRICIAN: "Don't tell me what to do douche...is that your name? Douche? How do you spell that, huh...douche? D-O-U-C-H-E? Are you a douche? I've benn a customer for years and you are a douche! D-O-U-C-H-E! That's you name, correct? Douche?

BANK TELLER: You'll have to come in sir."

ELECTRICIAN: DOUCHE! That's you name! I want everybodys name! YOURS IS DOUCHE! CORRECT? YOU ARE A DOUCHE!! Spell it! D-O-U-C-H-E!

ME: ::thinks to self...maybe I should smack electrician douche::

ME: ::does nothing::

ME: ::continues to listen to drama unfold::

ELECTRICIAN: "I'll get you fired MR., MR, MISTER DOUCHE!

ELECTRICIAN: ::speeds out of parking lot with tires spinning up smoke and dirt::

ME: ::drives up to window:: "How ya doin?"

BANK TELLER: ::smiles, shakes head::

And it was at that moment I noticed the bank tellers name badge: Saleme HaDouche

h-a-D-O-U-C-H-E.

And I smiled.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Saleme is a funny name.

-- Lamont Cranston

cake said...

Drive-thru banks...you crazy Americans.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

We don't actually drive THROUGH the bank...we kinda pull up to the side of it where there is a window and we speak with teller. There is also a drawer the slides out to put money and stuff.

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't you be listening to a "teller"? I mean, how will you know what he/she is trying to tell you?

I don't own a car. Or a television.

-- Lamont Cranston

I Ain't No Oprah said...

...and you like the Yankees.

What kinda mutant are you anyhow?

bostongraf said...

That story is too good to be made up.

I think NoOprah should create a new feature. Tell two stories (I like stories). One story is true, the other is false. We have to guess which one is true.

cake said...

A bank you actually drove THROUGH would be pretty cool...

Anonymous said...

http://www.community-newspapers.com/archives/campbellreporter/02.21.01/bank-0108.html

Drive thru bank.

Anonymous said...

http://tinyurl.com/ypucyf

Try this one, instead.

bacon ace said...

Happy Easter

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--steve cohen said...

I have a day like that every four or five years.
My better half gets rightfully unhappy with me when this happens!!!