So the other day on sports radio they are talking about Global Warming (snicker) and they're going down this huge list of things we can to to prevent Global Warming (snicker) and item #45 really cracked me up.
Item #45 says that whenever we go somewhere by car we should plot a course using right hand turns because right hand turns don't consume as much fuel as left hand turns do.
So here is my new way home:
Take a right hand turn and go south on Interstate 95 until I come to Florida (Hi Jeb!), take a right hand turn at Florida and go 2,400 miles to California (Hi Arnie!)...bang a right hand turn at California and go up the coast, thru Oregon and Washington. Take another right hand turn at the Canadian border and continue until you get to New Hampshire and then take another right hand turn and continue driving until you reach Massachusetts and then keep taking right hand turns until you find my house.
"Hi Honey...sorry I'm late!"
See? Even us Republicans care about (sex) Global Warming (sex)