Monday, April 09, 2007

(sex) Global Warming (sex)

So the other day on sports radio they are talking about Global Warming (snicker) and they're going down this huge list of things we can to to prevent Global Warming (snicker) and item #45 really cracked me up.

Item #45 says that whenever we go somewhere by car we should plot a course using right hand turns because right hand turns don't consume as much fuel as left hand turns do.

So here is my new way home:

Take a right hand turn and go south on Interstate 95 until I come to Florida (Hi Jeb!), take a right hand turn at Florida and go 2,400 miles to California (Hi Arnie!)...bang a right hand turn at California and go up the coast, thru Oregon and Washington. Take another right hand turn at the Canadian border and continue until you get to New Hampshire and then take another right hand turn and continue driving until you reach Massachusetts and then keep taking right hand turns until you find my house.

"Hi Honey...sorry I'm late!"

See? Even us Republicans care about (sex) Global Warming (sex)

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

How very odd. While reading your blog today I suddenly, and for no discernable reason, found myself extremely attracted both to Al Gore and my local Texaco gas station (especially filling pump #3).

I'll be back in a bit: For now I have to go sit in a corner and chant the word "nozzle" over and over and over and over.

-- Lamont Cranston

cake said...

And you folks are a world superpower, huh.

Lois Lane said...

Yeah. Scary, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

Nozzle nozzle nozzle nozzle nozzle...

-- Lamont Cranston

Lois Lane said...

And this is why flight is the best superpower.

Too many weirdos hang around gas stations, at least in the U.S.

Where do the weirdos hang around in Canada?

cake said...

"Where do the weirdos hang around in Canada?"

Comic book stores.

cake said...

::snicker,snicker,snicker::

bacon ace said...

Lois,
Once again your punctuation is faluty. The sentence should read: "Where do the weirdos hang around? In Canada"

See?

cake said...

Clearly the bacon fumes are going to your head, Bacon Boy.

Don't make me get on my dogsled and come down there to set you straight...cuz I will.

Anonymous said...

Will you be wearing diapers on your commute?

cake said...

No, only the huskies will be wearing diapers; I'm not picking up after THAT many dogs on a several-hundred-mile trip!

bacon ace said...

You do realize that there's no snow down here now right? I hope your dogs feel like dragging your sled down the highway.

cake said...

Damn, I get so used to having snow 10 months out of the year!

Never mind.