This movie is so painfully bad you should go see it.
I'm not making up the following:
1. Peter Parker dances three different times for no particular reason.
2. There are four songs performed that don't involve Peter dancing.
3. That is a total of 7 musical numbers in a superhero movie.
4. The soft pretzels, 6 tacos, and popcorn chicken I ate were all delicious.
5. If you hear anyone refer to this movie as 'ass', they would be correct.
6. And not even a good looking ass....this movie is a cellulite ridden giant ass. With pimples. And hair all over it.
7. The more I think of this movie the more I hate it. George Bush should attack it.
8. John Kerry should attack it....and then change his mind about attacking it.
9. This movie is the real reason behind global warming. I think.
10. Nothing for #10....oh wait....did I mention this movie blows? (I guess there really was something for number 10.)