Thursday, May 31, 2007

Dead man walking

So this morning I'm pulling out of my driveway when I spot my wife and her buddy walking up the street (they walk a mile or two every morning)

I roll down my window to talk with them....here is how the conversation went:

ME: "Hey....out for a walk? Why don't you two run?"

WIFEY: "Why don't you run?"

ME: "I don't need to."

11 comments:

bacon ace said...

Wait, did you inadvertantly tell Wifey that she needs to run? Brave.

cake said...

It's easy to be brave when you're in a car and the wife is on foot.

NoOprah's a pansy, pass it on...

bostongraf said...

NoOprah drinks wine coolers. Pass it on...

Anonymous said...

IANO paints his toenails, pass it on...

Anonymous said...

and wears pink on Tuesdays!

cake said...

Wine coolers, huh. Well I'm just glad he's moved on from those pink, frothy drinks he used to like. You remember, don't you; the ones with the umbrellas?

It was so very embarrassing.

buddy night spy said...

i thought he wore pink on thursdays?

bacon ace said...

NoOprah's a skirt wearing poodle walker.

hillary said...

i think he's adorable no matter how many wine coolers he drinks after getting home from walking his poodles in his perfectly fabulous pink outfits. i can't help myself!

Bigbubba Browning from de nort' countree said...

You stop picking on my very close friend NoOprah, or I'm going to have to come down there and crush all your cucumber plants.

cake said...

Bigbubba Browning from de nort' countree:

Nah, yer a pansy too...I can tell.