After a long absense Duffy the beat cop is back patrolling my street. Up and down the street he goes. Stopping, and looking, and chatting. And fighting crime.
And what could be a better name for a beat cop than Duffy? I think there was even a comic strip back in the 1940s called....Duffy the beat cop.
So I start to think what a beat cop named Duffys day must be like:
"Duff-a-rino...how's it hangin?"
"Duffy my man!"
"Officer Duffy we're down on our knees....how can ya bust guys with a social disease?"
"Mr. Duffy sir....I slipped in an extra crueller, just for you"
::high five:: "Duffy!"
"Hey Duffster...is it hot enough for ya?"
"What's shakin' Cap'in?"
"Ba-bing...how about dem Sox, huh Duffy?"
"Dr. Duff...can I pahk here?"
It must be great to be Duffy.