Thursday, May 24, 2007

How to get rid of cellulite?

That's what the headline on my news server asked.

I will now answer.

1. Be a man.

2. Kill most of my female relatives.


Once again, a problem solved.

7 comments:

cake said...

And that's why being male is the best superpower?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Sure doesn't suck.

cake said...

Aww, you men are just so damned cute. I just want to pinch your cheeks!

no 'ulite here said...

Our cellulite free cheeks?

man's man said...

I have cellulite but I tell the wife it's muscle.

I loved the skanky bitch said...

I felt bad for an old girlfriend so I got a tattoo that looked like cellulite.

I'm that kind of a guy.

Lois Lane said...

Aw, you're just cranky 'cause it's capri season.