Friday, May 18, 2007

My new best friend.

So on yesterday's blog we're all talking about food and stuff and BostonGraf mentions something about hot dogs which of course reminded me of my favorite hotdogs from Dairy Joy on route 117. So of course I'm craving one all day. Then about ten minutes before I close the store, in walks Bacon Ace. He says nothing and hands me a bag containing...yup, you guessed it....a Dairy Joy hotdog. And I ate it down yum. (Of course when I told Hoagy about it a few hours later he informs me that there is a good chance I'll get a photo in the mail of Bacon Ace holding said hotdog against his buttocks or something) ..................................if that should happen let me tell you, Bacon Ace has one good tasting buttock.

21 comments:

cake said...

"Bacon Ace has one good tasting buttock."

Wow. Best sentence of the WEEK!

bostongraf said...

NoOprah,
Bacon Ace is the only person in this group that I actually know (okay, I've met ex mrs. bacon ace once, but wouldn't claim to KNOW her). But Bacon Ace is a rather straight man. Not homophobic, but definitely straight.

I believe that you can feel safe knowing that Bacon Ace has no interest in putting your weiner anywhere near his buttocks.

bacon ace said...

Truth be told I actually did want to get a 2nd hot dog and photograph something of the sort making IANO think I had pulled some shennanigans. Then I thought "Hey, we're dealing with hot dogs here".

At that point I realized how wrong it would be (on a cosmic level) to mess with meat. Therefore the sacred treat was delivered untainted (pun intended).

bostongraf said...

Bacon Ace said:
"At that point I realized how wrong it would be (on a cosmic level) to mess with meat. "

Okay...perhaps he is a little bit homophobic...

Lois Lane said...

Cake, I think we should leave the boys alone today. Things are getting a little strange.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

::looks over to dry cleaners::

bostongraf said...

Lois :

Did you notice that Cake's blog today was about how she couldn't take her eyes off of some woman's buttocks?

This ain't the only place that's strange today!

-graf

cake said...

You had to see it! Bowling balls...BOWLING BALLS!

Lois! Wait, come back, don't leave me alone here!!!

Fake Lois said...

::looks over to dry cleaners::

fake iaintnooprah said...

::pines for the laundromat girls::

Lois Lane said...

Ha!

Real Lois was going to make that same joke but you beat me to it.

bacon ace said...

"Did you notice that Cake's blog today was about how she couldn't take her eyes off of some woman's buttocks?"
I did notice that. I also noticed how this hiney *snicker* was so amazing as to transfix even a straight woman, yet wasn't shared with us in digital picture form. Not cool Cake. That's just teasing us.

cake said...

I'm sorry, Bacon Ace, but photographing other women's hineys (yes, *snicker*) is just going too far.

Though I do like the ring of "Hypnotic Hiney" better than "Hypnotic Butt"...I just might have to edit my post!

bacon ace said...

See what happens when the dry cleaning hotties are out? NoOprah spends all his time oogling them and no posts are made.

To add insult to injury I worked at the store last Sunday and much to my horror found that the dry cleaners is closed on Sunday!!!

cake said...

"...the dry cleaners is closed on Sunday!!!"

Awwwwwwwwwww! How tragic. ::snickers::

bacon ace said...

Not nice Cake, not nice at all.

cake said...

Am I forgiven?

bacon ace said...

*Gasp*

*passes out*

HorrorU said...

I will ask for all my comics "pre-bagged" from now on....

bacon ace said...

7 days without a new blog entry? Oh right, the weather's been nice and there's dry cleaning ladies about.

bostongraf said...

C'mon now, NoOprah.

I've been having a pretty tough week, and I could use some happy hoagy talk or something to turn my raging anger and seething depression upside down.