Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Attack on the Esplanade

If you don't know what the Esplanade is....google it. It's in the Boston area.

So anyhow, it seems there was some kinda attack on a woman and her daughter(?) on the Esplanade the other night. It was on the news this morning and the reporter interviewed someone that was nearby. Here is part of that interview:

Reporter: "So....what are your thoughts about the attack on the Esplanade?"

Broad being interviewed: "It's a shame that an attack can happen in such a beautiful area."

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Hopefully our new governor will make it a law that future attacks must be in run down areas only.

12 comments:

Lois Lane said...

This is why I plant pretty flowers all around my house. To ward off attacks.

chinese guy said...

Frowers ron't help. If rey want to get rou, rey get rou.

cake said...

I can't believe his post requires that I go and Google something. He's really jumped the Esplanade now, that's for sure.

Anonymous said...

It is a shame when someone goes and jumps such an achingly lovely area. Look out! Look out for the waaaaaaaater! Oops. Splashlanade.

Myrna Loy

chinese ricky said...

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Anonymous said...

Well, NoOprah's suggestion would certainly explain why Newark, NJ is such a hotbed of folks being slapped around by other folks.

-- Lamont "Social Malaise" Cranston

Anonymous said...

Well, that proves that the attacker was male, since males never ask for directions and he was so obviously lost. [dimwit]

cake said...

Are you calling the attacker a dimwit or NoOprah?

Chinese guy said...

Nooprah isn't a rimrit.

Anonymous said...

well..., Cake, if you have to ask...

Correction to earlier post, I meant the attacker is a dimwit (or did I mean all men who won't ask for directions are dimwits?
Freud, care to weigh in?)

We all know Nooprah is just a harmless 'tard!

Anonymous said...

Lets take it further. I think only ugly people should get attacked!

rat said...

I'm pretty cute, I guess I'm safe.