Thursday, June 14, 2007

Blog, James Blog

Okay so I've come up with a catchy title for today's blog.

Now I have to put my money where my mouth is (under my nose) and figure out why this blog is like James Bond.

001. We both have a license to kill. It's true.

002. We both bed the ladies.

003. We both are somehow tied to a Hoagy (Fleming's Bond was based on Hoagy Carmichael)

004. We both like it shaken and not stirred. So to speak.

005. Bond deals with Moneypenny. My honey asks me for money.

006. We both have dashing good looks. right? Right? I said RIGHT!!!?????

007. Bond villians and girls all have catchy names. I have Bacon Ace.

008. Bonds gun of choice is a Walther PPK. My step dads name was Walter.

009. Bond once fought a villian named Scaramanga. I sell manga and have a small scar on my chin.

This is the end of Goldenblog, but James Blog will return in:


For Your Blog Only

18 comments:

Felix leiter said...

I liked Thunderblog the best.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

How about Blogtor No?

cake said...

Blogfinger? Octobloggy?

No? Too lame?

Pussy galore said...

Blog Another Day

Tracy said...

On Her Majesty's Secret Blog

pussy galore said...

Blogfeld is my favorite villian.

Anonymous said...

I like Blawgs

ex. mrs bacon ace said...

wait, is bacon ace a blog girl, or a villian?

M said...

My favorite Blog girl is Plenty O'Blog (named after her father no doubt)

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Bacon Ace was played by Herve Villechaize in The Man with the Golden Blog.

I think.

Q said...

My fav is Blogtopussy

Anonymous said...

The Internet Is Not Enough

unsure of the concept said...

YouTube only Lives Twice

a. powers said...

The Spy Who Blogged Me

Clinky said...

If you kill it, they'll just send 008.

felix leither said...

I still like Thunderblog best.

--steve cohen said...

How about CASINO ROYALE PAIN IN THE ASS?
or BLOGGERS ARE FOREVER?

Elsie said...

Good post.