It's a gas, gas, gas!
I didn't know Winona Ryder was Canadian...-- Lamont Cranston
I didn't know she was a crippler.
I didn't know she had a wife.
I didn't know she had such big pecs
Knowing Vince McMahon like I do,I'm guessing they staged the whole murder/suicide thing and then in about three months they'll stage a HUGE pay-per-view Murder/Suicide II grudge match or something.
I don't think this has anything to do with Winona. I think this was a terrorist act! Those wrestlers are the prime physical specimens of the Western world, and Osama has determined that he must eliminate our fiercest warriors before launching his full on attack.This is just the beginning. Soon there will be "car accidents" and "unknown causes" rampant in the WWE and even maybe the RollerDerbies. NoOprah, I'm glad you're on top of these things. Thanks a million.
"Knowing Vince McMahon like I do"You have a secret WWE pro-wrestler identity, don't you. Well, at least this explains the hot-pink tights and mask you keep in your bottom drawer...
Cake: You've heard of The Undertaker...now meet The Undiewearer (aka The Girdler). But, he wrestles in a teal merry widow, so I dunno what's up with the pink stuff. Ditto the minxy wee kitten heels in the cupboard.Myrna "Editress of PAIN" Loy
Yes,He's the "Collectables Kid" with his patented move the "Bagged and Boarded".Uh oh, the secret's out!
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