Tuesday, June 26, 2007

The Canadian Crippler

Well, it seems my premonition was spot on.

10 comments:

cake said...

Hell.
In.
A.
Handbasket.

Anonymous said...

I didn't know Winona Ryder was Canadian...

-- Lamont Cranston

chinese guy said...

I didn't know she was a crippler.

Lois Lane said...

I didn't know she had a wife.

ex mrs bacon ace said...

I didn't know she had such big pecs

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Knowing Vince McMahon like I do,I'm guessing they staged the whole murder/suicide thing and then in about three months they'll stage a HUGE pay-per-view Murder/Suicide II grudge match or something.

bostongraf said...

I don't think this has anything to do with Winona. I think this was a terrorist act! Those wrestlers are the prime physical specimens of the Western world, and Osama has determined that he must eliminate our fiercest warriors before launching his full on attack.

This is just the beginning. Soon there will be "car accidents" and "unknown causes" rampant in the WWE and even maybe the RollerDerbies.

NoOprah, I'm glad you're on top of these things. Thanks a million.

cake said...

"Knowing Vince McMahon like I do"

You have a secret WWE pro-wrestler identity, don't you.

Well, at least this explains the hot-pink tights and mask you keep in your bottom drawer...

Anonymous said...

Cake: You've heard of The Undertaker...now meet The Undiewearer (aka The Girdler). But, he wrestles in a teal merry widow, so I dunno what's up with the pink stuff. Ditto the minxy wee kitten heels in the cupboard.

Myrna "Editress of PAIN" Loy

bacon ace said...

Yes,
He's the "Collectables Kid" with his patented move the "Bagged and Boarded".

Uh oh, the secret's out!