A story in the paper (online) tells about 20 headless bodies found in Baghdad.
Which of course raises some questions:
1. Why were these headless bodies hiding?
2. Who were these headless bodies hiding from?
3. Why is Baghdad such a haven for the headless?
4. Do the headless get thirsty?
5. Are headless folk good kissers?
6. Do the headless have dental plans? If not, what do they do with the extra money?
7. Is investing in Baghdad Haberdashery a bad investment?
8. Do the headless seek out other headless? The finding of 20 of them all together suggests a big yes.
9. If a gal was ugly when she had a head and then becomes headless is she still ugly?
10. Do the headless get colds?
11. How do you know what baseball team the headless root for?
12. If the Beatles sang about the headless....oh, nevermind.