So last night buddy nite is winding down and the waiter brings the dessert for me, The Blonde, and the Hoag. Some kinda chocolate thing with ice cream and tons of raspberry sauce all over the plate.
While me and the Blonde eat our dessert the Hoag proceeds to:
1. Dab his finger in said raspberry sauce and make dot on forehead and then talk with a New Delhi accent.
2. Dab his finger in said sauce, smear near left nostril, and act like a strung out cocaine addict.
3. Dabs his finger in sauce and make stwo smears on both sides of his mouth to bring out his 'inner vampire'
4. Dabs finger in sauce, makes smear on cheek, pretends he was in a fight.
5. Refuses to take my suggestion to smear on cheeks like Indian war paint and scream out "woo-woo-woo' (or whatever it is native drunken indians say)
6. Dabs finger in sauce, applies as lip gloss and proceeds to let out his inner fem. And trust me....he has an inner fem.
And that is this weeks Buddy Nite round-up.