Friday, June 01, 2007

My buddy the douchebag

So last night at buddy nite the Hoag finishes off his meal by ordering a cognac.

A cognac.

What a douche.

20 comments:

cake said...

What's wrong with that? A fancy drink for a fancy lad.

bacon ace said...

I think someone's trying to deflect attention from his own pink skirt wearing ways.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I said:

A COGNAC.

cake said...

Yup, definitely trying to deflect attention off himself.

Kinda sad, actually.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

COG.

NAC.

Who needs to deflect anything after that?

cake said...

You?

Remy ! said...

Its a "fine champagne cognac", and you payed for a third of it.

buddy night spy said...

and i clearly saw iano put a little pink umbrella in his share of it, too.

Anonymous said...

He was probably trying to make you feel more comfortable after you started the meal with an aperitif.

"Aperitifs, which Frenchmen like to sip in cafes in the late afternoon, are made by adding alcohol and herbs to wine." -- World Book Dictionary.

He may be a douchebag, but at least he's not a Frenchman, Monsieur NonOprah.

-- Lamont Cranston

maddog said...

I didn't realize burger king served alcohol

remy ! said...

only cognac

bostongraf said...

I'm wondering how many people calling cognac a girly drink have actually HAD cognac! Cognac is an 80 proof beverage that is usually served in quantities greater than one shot. And ice should never be used.

Some cognacs will put some serious hair on your chest. Especially a sh*tty cognac like Remy Martin.

Oh, no he din't!
Oh, yes I did!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I never said Cognac was a girly drink.

I said Hoag was a douche for ordering it.

bostongraf said...

Well, sir. I think I would agree with you.

Buddy night is not for cognac.

Whiskey, yes! Cognac, no. Tequilla, yes! Blackberry Schnaps, no. Jagermeister, yes! Daiquiri, no.

Beer. Ahh...beer.

cake said...

Jagermeister...oh sweet gawd, no. ::makes the sign of the cross::

Clinky said...

I'm surprised you could get a cognac at Taco Bell...

clinky's nemesis said...

maddog beat you to it, clinky.

neener!

Roger the Shrubber said...

Donde esta el Draco?

Tex said...

Cognac? whuts thaht? sumwon sahy TeKillya?? :)

Clinky said...

No breakfast in heaven after eleven...