I'm now into my 33rd season of watching the Boston Red Sox.
I've seen Yaz and Rice. I've seen Freddy Lynn, the Rooster, George Scott, Jose Canseco, Fisk, Boggs, Clemens, Pedro, Big Papi, Manny. I've seen Tom Seaver (if only for a few months) I've seen Oil Can. Hurst. Bill Lee. The Eck. Remdawg.
I've seen Luis Tiant and Curt Schilling. Johnny Damon and Denny Doyle. Dewey and Stan 'fucking' Papi.
I saw Tony C at the beginning of the 1975 season. I saw Bruno make the catch.
I saw the Stones at Fenway...front row. Twice.
I've seen 'em all.
But ya wanna know something?
Mike Lowell is the new Eric Clapton. (and they said Eric Clapton was God.)