a) 32% of all Jews skip breakfast.
b) 60% of all breakfast restaurants exclude Jews.
c) 44% of all West Germans have never skipped to work.
d) 33% of all New Zealanders have a small piece of spinach stuck in their teeth.
e) 80% of all Irishmen think we should give Ireland back to the Irish (whatever the hell that means)
f) 95% of all the water on earth is in Africa but Africans can only look to the right and all the water is on the left. Weird, huh?
g) Back in 1755 84% of all Canadians gathered together for one historic meeting and all they came up with was the word 'pelt'
h) 30% of folks from Finland have fins on their back yet 90% of them still can't swim.
i) 80% of rappers come from Iceland.
j) 2% of the people from India speak in deep, pleasant sounding voices.
k) 83% of the people in Russia sing it: "Back in the CCCP."
l) 40% of the people living in Chad refer to it as 'Jeremy'
m) 20% of the people living in Peter refer to it as 'Jordan'
n) 34% of the people living in Smoking in the Boysroom refer to it as "Ballroon Blitz"
The above stats are true.