It's a gas, gas, gas!
Did I just rip off every Warner Bros cartoon involving wish giving Genie and the whole three wishes scenario?Crap.
Why would you ever go for anything less than a cool billion?People never dream big enough.
And then the Genie says, "But remember, anything you wish for, your enemy gets double."And the man says, "All right, I want to be beaten half to death by the Hell's Angels."* * * * *A while back -- a LONG while back -- National Lampoon ran a "letter from the editors" about some guy who was given three wishes. Trick was, the Genie showed up when he was six.Guy wished for all the candy in the world; a pony; and to meet the Lone Ranger.So now he was 50, with no teeth, an incontinent horse he couldn't ride, and Clayton Moore's autograph.-- Lamont "A tiny little bench and a 12-inch piano player" Cranston
I'd just wish for infinite wishes.Duh.
And now you get to say duh from now until infinity.
I said infinite wishes, not infinite duhs.Retarded genie.
ha thats funny
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