Monday, July 02, 2007

Live Free or Die Hard

I saw that movie over the weekend and wondered what future sequels might be called.

1. Die Die Die, Hard Hard Hard

2. Die? Hardly.

3. The Die is Cast My Hard Friend.

4. Hard to Die.

5. Dying to be Hard

6. Hardly Dying

7. Di? She died hard.

8. Die, Laurel and Hardy

9. Hard and Dead

10. Live and Let Die Hard

11. Live Dead or Die Free

12. To Live and Die Hard in L.A.

13. Goobers

37 comments:

ex mrs bacon ace said...

Hardy-Har-Har Die Hard?

bacon ace said...

Herbie the Dyin' Hard Love Bug

vito corleone said...

The Hardfather

Obi-wan-kenobi said...

Return of the Hard Jedi

generic wizard said...

Hardy Potter and the Goblin of Death

Creepy flying monkey said...

The Wiz-Hard of Oz

006 said...

HardFinger

generic gangster said...

Good Hard Fellas

The Dieharded

008 said...

Harderballs

who is this guy? said...

Butch Hardiddy and The SunDieance Kid

004 said...

Diemonds are Hard

unclear on the concept said...

Stroker Ace

bostongraf said...

Diehardship of the ring

Hard max beyond diedome

DH-V

t-1000 said...

Terminator: The Rise Of My Hard Machine

Anonymous said...

Die Hard Day's Night

Q. Tarentino said...

Kill Willis Hard

Kill Willis Harder

C. Eastwood said...

The Good the Dead and the Hard.

Dierty Hardy

Hang 'em Hard

Every Which Way But Hard

bostongraf said...

P.Swayze says:

Dirty Dying

Die Hardhouse

The Dieharders

Point Hard

Red Die

Younghard

cake said...

Casa Hardblanca?
Hardback Mountain?
Some Like it Hard?

Okay, ouch...sorry about those.

bostongraf said...

The Neverending Hardy

bostongraf said...

Kiss Kiss Hard Harder

lame poster said...

The Dievel Wears Harder

Anonymous said...

The Hardsucker Proxy

fifty eggs said...

Cool Hard Luke

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Die Pussycat, Hard Hard!

I'm straight, not like they say said...

Hardgarry Hard Ross

HappyInPurple said...

Hardly Worth It

bacon ace said...

Die Casablanc-hard

Willy Wonka and the Die Hard Factory

I Spit on Your Die Hard

Die Hard Does Dallas

Anonymous said...

Transformers: Robots in Die Hard

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Ocean's Hard 11"

I Ain't No Oprah said...

It's a Hard, Hard, Hard, Hard, World.

Die Hard at Tiffany's

Dr. Hardlove or How I Learned to Stop Dying and Love the Bomb

bostongraf said...

Blazing hard

Spacehard

Diestory of the hard

Sid said...

They call me MISTER Hard

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Sid,

You just slayed me.

Bows to Sid said...

Guess Who is Dying Hard at Dinner?

Not sid said...

All the President's Hard Men

Anonymous said...

Hardley Dievison and the Marlboro Man.

The Hardman Always Dies Twice.