It's a gas, gas, gas!
I really hope the police don't dick around in their investigation... that'd drive everyone nuts.
It's more of a Dinner dish.
Is that served with fries and cole slaw?
Is that served with thighs and cold sores?
I thought they were for dessert? Oh wait, that's "pie" that's for dessert ;-)
Anita Bryant is quite happy that they're not just for breakfast any more!-- Lamont "Sunshine State of Ecstacy" Cranston
I love when people make Anita Bryant references.You know, back in 1976.
Leftover penis? But Ma, I'm sick of leftover penis!
"I'd like to order 55 large penis ...oh, and a small diet coke, to go."
I'll have a side of nuts, too, please!
You know what I love? If you go to the full version of that story today, the word "penis" is censored. How retarded is that?!
We don't know, why don't you tell us.
"Retarded penis" sounds like something the e-mail spammers might try and fix with some miracle pills.
Dear retarded penis,Give me a call sometime!
"Hey Vagina....!"
I can't keep up with these 'crazy' new food pyramids.Please pass the grey poupon.
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I really hope the police don't dick around in their investigation... that'd drive everyone nuts.
It's more of a Dinner dish.
Is that served with fries and cole slaw?
Is that served with thighs and cold sores?
I thought they were for dessert? Oh wait, that's "pie" that's for dessert ;-)
Anita Bryant is quite happy that they're not just for breakfast any more!
-- Lamont "Sunshine State of Ecstacy" Cranston
I love when people make Anita Bryant references.
You know, back in 1976.
Leftover penis? But Ma, I'm sick of leftover penis!
"I'd like to order 55 large penis ...oh, and a small diet coke, to go."
I'll have a side of nuts, too, please!
You know what I love? If you go to the full version of that story today, the word "penis" is censored. How retarded is that?!
We don't know, why don't you tell us.
"Retarded penis" sounds like something the e-mail spammers might try and fix with some miracle pills.
Dear retarded penis,
Give me a call sometime!
"Hey Vagina....!"
I can't keep up with these 'crazy' new food pyramids.
Please pass the grey poupon.
Post a Comment