Why I've never divorced my wife:
Came home last night to two large stacks of buttermilk pancakes.
And butter. (the butter wasn't in two large stacks)
And milk (the milk wasn't in stacks either)
And for all you women trying to salvage your marriage, you can't just make pancakes everyday and expect him to stick around.
The key to marriage saving pancakes is that they only show up every six weeks or so.
Or maybe every five weeks.