So last week I'm talking to this close friend of mine and somehow the subject of toothbrushes comes up and she informs me that she doesn't put her toothbrush in the toothbrush holder....she puts it in a drawer.
She tells me how unsanitary it is to just leave a toothbrush out in the open because of all the feces that flys around in a bathroom.
I didn't argue. Just nodded and changed the subject.
Flying feces??? What the hell is SHE doing in her bathroom that makes the feces fly??? My feces don't fly. Your feces don't fly. But somehow HER feces flys (and apparently lands on her toothbrush.)
I guess if that happened to me I'd put my toothbrush in a drawer. Or a large feces proof safe. Or something.
Now just for the sake of discussion let's pretend that you're a flying feces....is the toothbrush really the place you want to land?
I'm guessing if I was a flying feces I'd land on a bar of soap and clean myself up. Afterall, it's buddy nite tonight.
(Have we ever done Imagine if the Beatles sang about feces...?)