So this morning I see a help wanted sign in the window of a Dunkin' Donuts and it says:
"Pour America's #1 coffee."
A few things came to mind.
1. Are donuts no longer part of the job qualifications?
2. If they don't hire you, should you just shoot yourself? Afterall....you're not qualified to pour coffee.
3. Where does one learn how to pour coffee BEFORE they apply for said job?
The reasoning behind today's blog?
I was gonna goof on the three dead miners that tried to 'rescue' the six probably dead miners but thought it more fun to make fun of coffee pouring dolts.
I'm pretty sure at least ONE of the dead miners could pour coffee.