Saturday, August 18, 2007

Is anybody really surprised? (vote for Rudy G.)

>>>>LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (Aug. 18) - A law passed this year allows Arkansans of any age - even infants - to marry if their parents agree, and the governor may have to call a special session to fix the mistake, lawmakers said Friday. <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

13 comments:

Sparkle Plenty said...

"On Thursday, a voter asked Giuliani why voters should back him when his own children do not, and the GOP candidate retorted: "There are complexities in every family. . ."

Uh-oh! I was all ready to vote for Rudy--because you told me to--but now I'm hesitating. Wouldn't the kids have insider knowledge? But, maybe Rudy wouldn't let his kids get married when they were babies, and it's just sour grapes.

Anyhoo, isn't it okay to get married at any age in Arkansas, as long as you marry a relative?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Is that a retardical question?

mrs. robinson said...

I'm so moving to Arkansas and finding myself a wealthy baby who's prone to SIDS!

Sparkle Plenty said...

Yep! 100% retardical!

Marriage-Minded Arkansas Baby said...

Waaaah! Waaaaah! Waaaaaaaah!

rudy giuliani said...

Pay me back for your braces and college educations, you little punks!

i ain't not no oprah that i ain't not said...

Bet the governor of Arkansas has male cankles or "mankles."

cake said...

But if they repeal the law that lets kids marry, what will happen to the mini tuxedo and mini wedding dress industry??

(Well, I suppose they'll still have the "Little People" population...)

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Me and Hoag once met 'The King of the Dwarfs'

He was HUGE....but a dwarf. I'm sure someone else has met the smallest of the Dwarf.

He would not be their King. I think.

Lois Lane said...

I met Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf once.

I don't think he would have been a good Dwarf king.

Dwarf Secretary of State, sure. But not king.

Anonymous said...

I suspect the candy lobby was behind the original law...

All those Jujubes-laden doweries had to be good for business.

-- Lamont "Hey Little Girl, I've Got Candy... And A 1.75-Carat Diamond Ring" Cranston

cousin saul said...

Lamont has candy?!!!!

rat said...

Cousin Saul is a girl?!!?!