(Easiest blog I've ever had the pleasure to write)
1. Red Sox do not suck. Yankees do.
2. Yankees play in a 'House That Ruth Built"...The Red Sox play in a place built by men using steel and brick.
3. Red Sox have Mike Lowell. The Yankees have a guy named Whore-hey.
4. The Red Sox smell of victory. The Yankees smell of stank.
5. The Red Sox have a magic number of 47 (I think)....The Yankees smell of stank.
6. The Red Sox ownership is young and vibrant. The Yankees have a doddering old fool behind the curtain.
7. The Red Sox support the Jimmy Fund and hope to find the cure for cancer. The Yankees spike their stadium food with cancer causing hot doggyness.
8. The Red Sox love kittens. The Yankees love stank.
9. The Red Sox are 8 games up. The Yankees are 8 games back.
10. Nothing for #10.