So we come home from a friends last night and Wifey goes into the 'family room' to turn on the TV while I go in the 'living room' to check emails and talk with my daughter (who is on computer).
Here is what you need to know:
1. The tuner on the TV in the 'family room' is a bit glitchy and you have to wiggle a cable in the back for a bit until the picture and sound comes on.
So anyhow I hear Wifey wigglin' the cable (sounds dirty , huh?) and I can hear this loud crackling static that usually happens until the cable is in the proper postion.....so I say to my daughter:
ME: "I'll give it 20 seconds until she swears"
DAUGHTER: ::nods:: basically ignores me.
ME: "one, two, three...
TV IN FAMILY ROOM: ::KrackleStaticKrackleKrackle::
DAUGHTER:: :::mesmorized by computer::
ME: "four, five, six, seven, eight....:::"
TV IN FAMILY ROOM: :::KrackleStaticKrackleStatic::
ME: "nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen,::
DAUGHTER:: ::Mesmorized by computer::
ME: "fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen..."
TV IN FAMILY ROOM: ::KrackleStaticKrackleStatic::
ME: "Nineteen, twent..."
ME AND DAUGHTER:: ::laughter....looks at each other....stronger laughter.....LAUGHTER!!! MORE LAUGHTER!!!!"
TV IN FAMILY ROOM: ::the clear sound of perfect reception and volume::
Moral of the story?
Making fun of Wifey with a daughter is better than a trip to DisneyWorld.