Monday, September 17, 2007

Good News Bad News

So a friend of mine calls me the other day and tells me he has good news and bad news. He asks me what I'd like to hear first.

I think about it for maybe a second and say "The bad news."

So he tells me about a family member that is sick and in the hospital. We discuss recovery, treatment, long term outlook, etc etc.....we talk about it for about ten minutes.

I then say: "So what's the good news?"

He says: "Playboy is starting to show a lot more cooch."

Point of the story?

Cooch is a pretty darn good word. Not vulgar. Kinda friendly. Women like it. It's fun to say. It's scientific. Ryhmes with pooch, hooch, smooch.

19 comments:

Lois Lane said...

I remember that show! Craig T. Nelson was great on "Cooch."

Huh? It's what?????

Oh. Never mind...

I Ain't No Oprah said...

'Craig T. Nelson was great on cooch'

Nicely played, Lois.

cake said...

Playboy has pictures of cooch?? I never noticed...I only read it for the articles.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Did you read that article they had on cooch?

cake said...

I know all there is to know about cooch...so I only skimmed it.

lennon said...

I'm so glad the Beatles game has its own blog now...otherwise, I think this might degrade into "What if the Beatles wrote about cooch?"

Sparkle Plenty said...

Is that what Charo was talking about?! I had no idea.

skimming lush said...

Pass the hooch!

Lois Lane said...

"Is that what Charo was talking about?! I had no idea."

HA!

the hoochie-coochie man said...

So Charo was talking about Craig T. Nelson?

As in "Coachy-coachy"?

I thought a cooch was a big shell that you find in the ocean. You can blow into and make music and stuff.

Women said...

Wrong again NoOprah.
We don't like the word.

PS
Who buys Playboy anymore (that's so last millenium), when all you need are the Paparazzi photos of current starlets getting into their vehicles?

hoochie-coochie women said...

We love it!

Canadian Union National Trust said...

There are worse words.

irregardless said...

Such as?

naacp said...

I have one!

No, wait, we buried it...

Matt Drudge said...

This Blog Sucks.

not the drudge report said...

It does NOT. Try again.

also not the drudge report said...

What s/he said!

also also not the drudge report said...

You dare to insult IANO??

I challenge you to a duel! *throws glove down*