So a friend of mine calls me the other day and tells me he has good news and bad news. He asks me what I'd like to hear first.
I think about it for maybe a second and say "The bad news."
So he tells me about a family member that is sick and in the hospital. We discuss recovery, treatment, long term outlook, etc etc.....we talk about it for about ten minutes.
I then say: "So what's the good news?"
He says: "Playboy is starting to show a lot more cooch."
Point of the story?
Cooch is a pretty darn good word. Not vulgar. Kinda friendly. Women like it. It's fun to say. It's scientific. Ryhmes with pooch, hooch, smooch.