The other day I see this guy crossing the street in front of my store. Dressed nice. Slicked back hair. And the biggest, meanest scowl you've ever seen on anyone ever.
He kinda looked like Ted Cassidy playing Injun Joe. But meaner. And scowlier.
His face was red. Snarled mouth. This guy was angry!
And then I noticed what was clutched in his arm.
It was a game of Trivial Pursuit.
I don't wanna play with this guy. Ever.
'It's freakin' Pete Best, A-hole!'
' It's mother-effin' Guam!'
'Calvin goddamn Coolidge!!'
' WHAT A STUPID QUESTION!!! IT'S SAM THE BUTCHER!!'
'The female kangaroo!! JERK!'
Actually....maybe I do wanna play with this guy. Could be fun.
(the correct answer would be Wally Pipp )