Tuesday, September 18, 2007

OJ

So OJ gets arrested and could go to jail for 30 years because he took back stuff that someone STOLE FROM HIM???? That really shouldn't be a crime. Sorry, but I'm once again on OJ's side.


MORE GOOD NEWS /BAD NEWS:

On the news this morning it was reported that shootings have gone DOWN in Boston. then they reported the bad news.....Stabbings have gone up.

Point of the story?

Cooch is pretty darn good word. Folks just like it.

31 comments:

Sparkle Plenty said...

I've always liked orange juice! It's great with pancakes, a nice accompaniment to an omelette, packed full of Vitamin C...WHY, oh WHY would they imprison it? And, couldn't it just trickle out between the bars and escape? I'm once again on the side of orange juice, too! And the same goes double for grapefruit juice.

Lois Lane said...

And don't forget cranberry juice too! I love cranberry juice. It's an essential part of the infrastructure of our society...

Oops! Infrasctructure! Now, where'd I put the vodka....?

cake said...

Thanks a lot, Lois.

::sighs and tips two shots of Baileys into the coffee::

So shootings are down but stabbings are up, huh. Guess a shipment of switchblades must've arrived in town. A shame they weren't of the comb variety...

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Hair combing is up.

And it's becoming a big problem.

Shooty McStabenstein said...

I have no idea what I should be doing.

Ron Jeremy said...

Cooch stabbings are up.

Ghost of Brett Somers said...

No Oprah is making up comments again.

Editor in Chief said...

At least he's not editing them after the fact.

heavy helen said...

Maybe it's not NoOprah doing it.

Maybe it's me.

rat said...

Or me.

OJ said...

Or even me.

*grabs some of NoOprah's stuff and runs away*

bacon ace said...

Don't you mean "grabbed some of OJ's stuff and runs away"?

oj said...

I'll do what I like!

*grabs some of Bacon Ace's bacon and runs away*

bacon ace said...

That's SUICIDE!!!

oj said...

*hurriedly eats bacon*

What?

bacon ace said...

I will go into your gut and retrieve my bacon with your own wife slaying knife you bastard!

ghost of Brett Somers said...

Shooty McStabenstein sounds like No Oprah to me. But, maybe I'm No Oprah, too.

the real ghost of brett somers said...

I'm No Oprah!

cake said...

This place is a little crazier than normal today...I feel like I should be armed to be here.

::picks up a comb::

Ghost of Gene Rayburn said...

Holy cow! I could almost do a whole "Ghost Match Game" show. Nelson Reilly, Somers...

Sparkle Plenty said...

Hmm. It's kinda hard to tell because the norm is pretty crazy, but I know what you mean. Tell you what: Before the rumble happens, one of the dinosaurs will put on "Saturday in the Park." That always calms everyone down and gets them groovin'.

Ghost of Boo Berry said...

How the hell can I be a ghost of a ghost?

ghost of casper said...

I dunno, you tell me!

Ghost Cat said...

Boo-eow!

ghost of a stab victim said...

Damn that increase in stabbings!

ghost of merv griffin said...

We've got a really great show tonight folks! Please give a warm welcome to the ghosts of Charles Nelson Reilly, Gene Rayburn, Brett Sommers and KC & the Dinosaur Sunshine Band!

Anonymous said...

GOM: you forgot, a special appearance by dangerous dancing bear.

Apologies to Matt Damon for bumping him.

Anonymous said...

correction, previous post should be addressed to G.O.M.G.

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Sparkle Plenty said...

Holy cow! A machine took a brain dump on your blog!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

So to sum up what ARF just said:

'Cooch is a pretty good word.'