Early in the week he spoke at Columbia University and said some darn right crazy stuff.
Lots of crazy stuff. Him being crazy and all.
But the one that got in most folks craw was the one about Iran not having homosexuals.
Now is this just a fluke that homosexuals don't live in Iran? Or was CrazyPrez saying that Iranians in and of themselves can't be homosexuals because of something inside them?
Who the heck knows.
What I do know is that I must be Iranian. Because if I was Not Iranian I could be The Gay. And I aint The Gay.
Which actually brings me to the whole point of the blog.
Not Iranians have been called a lot of things over the years. In my lifetime we've called homosexuals: queers, fags, homos, and most recently, gay. None of them sound like good names.
But now we're calling them Not Iranians. What if they were born in the states? Do we call them American Not Iranians?
And what about Not Iranian slogans?
I'm Not Iranian...Get used to it!
Not Iranian Nation?
What about TV shows?
Not Iranian Eye For the Straight Guy?
And can we just go back to using gay as in meaning happy? No?
Gay means retard now, correct? And homo means milk and fag means cigarette and queer means Hoagy...and and and....
And in England we still bum fags (meaning ask for a free cigarette)? But in the States bumming a fag means you're Not Iranian?
But not confused in the I might be Not Iranian way. Believe you me.....I'm Iranian. 100% Iranian.
Not that there's anything wrong with being Not Iranian. I just happen to be Iranian....by way of Armenia and Ireland.
Sorry for today's blog. It was wicked gay.