Friday, September 21, 2007

What would you do for twenty dollars?

Last night I chunked Hoag into stopping a ceiling fan using only his head.

He did. It was quite awesome.

I didn't give him the twenty dollars. That was quite awesome also.

17 comments:

Lois Lane said...

For $20, I'd taser you.

bacon ace said...

Don't taser him bro.

Lois Lane said...

Of course I won't taser him. He hasn't given me $20.

cake said...

For $20, I'd stop a ceiling fan with Hoag's head...duh.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Dear Lois,

You give me $20 every week.

Anonymous said...

Lois:

He hasn't discovered your shoplifting techniques yet, has he?

Rent a child, to be used as distraction, for $8 an hour, boost $50 worth of merch, pay $20 to keep up appearances...

Sweeeeeeeeeeet.

-- Lamont "The whole industry has been going downhill since Eclipse went out of business" Cranston

Sparkle Plenty said...

HEY! What does "chunked" mean? Where have I been that I don't know this term? Oh, lord. I can't understand what you teenagers are saying anymore. Excuse me for a second, "Hey you kids! Get off my lawn!" Sorry.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Chunked means dare. Like double dog dare ya. circa 1973

'I chunk ya to do...'

cake said...

So calling someone "chunky" just means you're saying they're "daring"?

Cool.

bella said...

Don't you mean Headless Hoag? Surely he was decapitated.

headless hoag said...

DAMN! And it got blood on my fancy shoes!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

It was quite neat....the fan was spinning around and he just kinda jammed his head against it.

And it stopped.

cake said...

Hmmm, the fancy shoes comment didn't bring Hoagy out. I hope he didn't really get decapitated...that'll be embarrassing to explain at the ER. "Umm, he was chunked..."

Someone wanna drop by his house and make sure he's just out back enjoying his anti-gravity chair and some strawberries?

crickets said...

*making cricket noises*

buddy holly said...

::making Buddy Holly noises::

beetles said...

It's been a haaaaard day's night and I've been working like a dog...

(Get it? Get it?? Making Beatles noises! Har har har...arf.)

the puppy said...

Where's today's post, slackah loozah?