It's a gas, gas, gas!
For $20, I'd taser you.
Don't taser him bro.
Of course I won't taser him. He hasn't given me $20.
For $20, I'd stop a ceiling fan with Hoag's head...duh.
Dear Lois,You give me $20 every week.
Lois:He hasn't discovered your shoplifting techniques yet, has he?Rent a child, to be used as distraction, for $8 an hour, boost $50 worth of merch, pay $20 to keep up appearances...Sweeeeeeeeeeet.-- Lamont "The whole industry has been going downhill since Eclipse went out of business" Cranston
HEY! What does "chunked" mean? Where have I been that I don't know this term? Oh, lord. I can't understand what you teenagers are saying anymore. Excuse me for a second, "Hey you kids! Get off my lawn!" Sorry.
Chunked means dare. Like double dog dare ya. circa 1973'I chunk ya to do...'
So calling someone "chunky" just means you're saying they're "daring"?Cool.
Don't you mean Headless Hoag? Surely he was decapitated.
DAMN! And it got blood on my fancy shoes!
It was quite neat....the fan was spinning around and he just kinda jammed his head against it.And it stopped.
Hmmm, the fancy shoes comment didn't bring Hoagy out. I hope he didn't really get decapitated...that'll be embarrassing to explain at the ER. "Umm, he was chunked..." Someone wanna drop by his house and make sure he's just out back enjoying his anti-gravity chair and some strawberries?
*making cricket noises*
::making Buddy Holly noises::
It's been a haaaaard day's night and I've been working like a dog...(Get it? Get it?? Making Beatles noises! Har har har...arf.)
Where's today's post, slackah loozah?
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