So I'm driving to work this morning and the car in front of me had a bumper sticker that said: I LOVE MOUNTAINS (the word LOVE was actually a red heart which made it more meaningful)
I LOVE MOUNTAINS.
He was almost making some kinda statement like there are people out there THAT HATE MOUNTAINS.
Hey Buddy, nobody hates mountains. Take a deep breath. Mountains are just fine. It's the one thing people of Planet Earth agree on. We all love mountains. We just don't wear it on our sleeve like you do.
When did you find out you had this great love for mountains? Do you dream about mountains? Do you write poetry to the mountain? Do you buy the mountain presents? Ever kiss the said mountain? Hold hands with the mountain? Tell it you love it?
Do you love them all? Even the stupid ones? How about the mountains that have avalanches and kill children? Do you love THOSE kind?
Or the volcanic mountain and it's life ending molton lava? Jerk.
You just can't make a blanket statement that you I LOVE MOUNTAINS. You love SOME mountains. Probably just one or two that you ski on and help erode. Jerk.
Mountain eroding jerk.
Maybe you should get a bumper sticker that says: I'M A MOUNTAIN ERODING JERK.
Cuz you are.
And WE HATE MOUNTAIN ERODING JERKS.
It's the second thing everyone on the Planet Earth can agree on.