I was always true to you. We grew up together. I'm part of your sign that states 'billions and billions' served.
When I was down in the dumps you were there all Thick Chocolate Shakey for me.
When I was going to a funeral after work I knew I could count on you for a couple of Apple Pies. Maybe a small french fry just until I looked at the dead guy and then got home.
You were there when my Mom died (two Big Macs, large fry, Chicken McNuggets, orange drink)
Or how about that time in the storm when I pulled up to the drive-up window and ordered the Big Breakfast? Remember that? That got me through.
The day my kids were born? Filet O Fish!! God I love them! I love my kids also.
The day I got married? I'm pretty sure it was for a limited time only....McRib!! Made my wedding quite special.
Sometimes I'm just feeling blue (usually in the fall) and I'll go thru the drive-up and just order a box of cookies....the voice will say "Is that all?" and I think is that all? What more does one need when blue? I'm blue, I didn't have to leave my car, and now I have cookies.
Remember September 11, 2001? I sure do. Two quarter pounders, large fries, 2 apple pies, and a soft serve ice cream. You got me though buddy. Big time.
Too many times to list....you were always there. Always.
You weren't there last night. And I needed you.
But Wendy was. And Wendy served me up two 1/4 perfectly cooked square hamburgers and a small fry. She was there FOR ME!!! She took care of me!!! And she was delicious.
And where were you McDonalds? Serving your bilions and billions?? Yeah....minus one.
You're on notice.
I won't be back for a while....I have to try an make it work with Mac.