Nothing. It's over. Everything that could be made fun of has been made fun of.
It's over. Done.
I always thought there would be an endless supply of things to make fun of, but this morning when I checked my notes I saw nothing.
Well, maybe a little something.
The word FRESCA was jotted down....but with a line through it.
Would FRESCA be worth making fun of? Cuz that's all I have.
What kinda loser drinks FRESCA? Retards? Yankee Fans? Not Iranians? Canadians? My cousin? Wifey?
Have any of us in the last 5 years tried FRESCA? Seen FRESCA?
Have any of us seen anybody else drinking FRESCA? Have you seen it at a bar or a store?
Ever crave it? Do you even remember what it tastes like?
Ever see an ad on TV for FRESCA?
How would they advertise it? Would they show a bunch of tards at the Special Olympics trying to high five each other while sweat dripped down their pudgy retarded bodies?
Would that make us (Non Retards) want to go out and hunt down The FRESCA? Are sweaty retards really the demographic the FRESCA folks want?
What the hell does FRESCA mean anyhow? Fresh? Ca? Fresh-carbonated. FRESCA.
FRESCA is so stupid I ain't even gonna make fun of it.