Last night I stayed up late and watched the NY Yankees crash and burn and go home for the season.
Wifey had gone to bed a few hours earlier so I left her this note:
The Yankees Suck.
And somehow Wifey wakes up, reads said note, and thinks The Yankees won.
A simple note, correct? Nicely summed up. To the point. The. Yankees. Suck. What's not to get? They lost. They suck. If they won why would I say they sucked?
Their season is over because of their suckiness. The Yankees Suck. It's true. They suck. They're bad. Stink-O. Crappola. Done. Finished. I don't have to even think of them until April. But I will. Because. They suck. I hate them.
Little known FACT about Yankee players: Not only do they smell bad....but they smell like burnt hair. Every darned one of them.
Or is that sulfur?