Ever notice that people from England don't speak the same language we do? We both call it English but I have no idea what they're talking about half the time.
They say stuff like:
"Pippins in the morning."
"Jolly poof biggins me Lady."
"Bollocks and sod to ya Mum."
"Bob's yer Uncle, ding dong Chatterly!"
"Have me some biscuits and chips, ladle me good."
"Piccadilly Lorry deliver me to Lords."
"How can you eat your meat when you don't have any pudding?"....Oh wait...that one is Pink Floyd.
"Lolly me blunders the whip of the wind flutters me bellows."
Or did I just do Scottish?